"No, please, not
again!" he pleaded.
"Yes again, my little
shrub!" she shouted back using her pet nickname for him. "You
have been 'screwing up by the numbers' again. This is the 7th year
in a row that you flunked science. You've been a bad boy and somebody
has to punish you."
"Aw, come on, do
I have to?"
"Stop being such
a baby. Stop your whining. You're a selfish, egotistical, spoiled
little rich boy, and somebody has to take you down a peg or two.
Now get your butt over my lap for the paddling you deserve."
He tried to hold his
ground stamping his foot down, "I won't do it and you can't
She was exasperated,
"There's that 'I-know-better-than-everybody-else attitude that
gets you in trouble all the time. Are you ever going to learn how
to play nice with others? You spend money like there's an endless
supply of it. You don't take care of your toys, especially you abuse
your soldiers. You've shirked your responsibilities in the past."
She went on, "Personally,
I don't see why anyone has put up with you as long as they have.
It's no wonder you have no friends and have to go it alone on everything
you do. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit I know you. I'm tired of
having to apologize to everyone for you. Of course, you'd never
think of apologizing for yourself. For you, it's always someone
"Well I think it's
wrong," he protested. "You're just a girl and I'm
she barked back, spreading her legs apart and placing her balled
fists on her hips.
"I'm a man. Women
aren't supposed to spank men. The Bible says so. It's supposed to
be the other way around."
"Oh, so you've suddenly
'found religion' again? You don't even know how to spell 'Bible'
yet you drag it out every time you need to make a point. It's an
old tune. Please stop playing it. Everybody is tired of hearing
She seized him by the
wrist and swung him around with his arm behind his back. With her
free hand she lowered his shorts. Sitting down, she pulled him over
her lap and started administering spank after spank on his vulnerable
butt. When she was done, she released him and gave him a final warning.
As every husband knows,
when your wife uses your full name, it's usually not a good thing.
Laura's warning was, "George W., I want you to go into that
corner with your hands on your head and don't come out until I tell