Preventative Measures

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"You don't say, Katie!'

"Indeed I do. I'm pregnant again."

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph," Colleen put in.

"Saints preserve us," her sister Megan added.

The sentiment was shared by all 9 women present. Among them they had nearly 30 children.

"I don't know what to do about my Shamus," Deidre lamented, "He can't keep his hands off me, especially after he's had a pint or two at the pub."

"It isn't his hands you have to worry about," Anna said. The rest of the women got her drift and started to laugh.

"Well what are we going to do about it? I mean they are our husbands, but I barely get one of the wee ones out of his nappies, and the next one's on the way."

"You can't use a rubber. The Church says using one of them is a sin."

"I heard that Maureen O'Donnel's husband went over to Liverpool on holiday and when he came back he was … you know! You can't get that kind of an operation in this country."

"'Tis true, she hasn't been pregnant for a couple of years. But I don't think our men would stand for it."

"I don't think the fellows are standing when it's done. It isn't like going to the loo." More giggles.

"I keep telling me Sean, 'no,' but he doesn't listen."

"They like spoiled little boys when it comes to this."

"That's brilliant, Katie!"

"What's brilliant?"

"The spoiled little boy idea."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean what do you do when your Tommy acts up?"

"I pull down his britches,expose his bum and lay a strapping piece a willow across it. That' what I do."

"And who's to say that what's good for the boy isn't good for the man. If he's acting like a child, then by God, treat him like a child."

"Oh no, I couldn't do that!"

"And why not?"

"It would hurt him."

"Any more than labor pains hurt you?"

"You got a point there."

"Next time he takes a fancy to your fanny and it's that time. Tell him, 'no.' and if he doesn't stop. Put a switch to his arse just before the tender moment."

The women all nodded and agreed. This was a good thing to do.

The pregnancies stopped.

The moral of the story: A switch in time saves nine.

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